Eh, gemoknya kau!!!

Tension gler klu org slalu jek ckp kat ko mcm tuh. setiap kali new sem jek, org x nmpk ape2 yg berubah kat ko xcept ko makin gemok. walhal penat kau buat facial, kau beli baju n suar baru n ko potong rambut, siap dye ala2 kak nita(sengau sket ek), org tetap nmpk lemak2 yg bergantungan di bdn ko. tension tak? haruss tension. so, kat sini aku nk cite sket seploh kelebihan gemok utk menjadikan korg lebeyh optimis menjadi seorang yg gemok..

10. korg leh berpura2 pregnant ketika beratur kat pos ofis ke, bank ke, sampai org akan kasik laluan kat ko dulu. klu dlm lrt tu, siap kena offer seat lagik. tak ke senang?

9. korg akan rasa diri korg lebeyh d.e.l.i.c.i.o.u.s (eja gaya lagu fergalicious), coz setaip kali org nmpk org gemok nieh, derg akan kata, "badan sedap!" xde la plak kita kata kat org kurus mcm tu kan? silap2, org kurus tu kena pggil cicak kobeng.

8. klu org gemok nieh jd kurus, dia leh alter jek baju2 derg, jadikan kecik (contoh terbaik, baju kurung), tp, klu org kurus jadik gemok, kena beli baju baru sebab baju lama da tak muat. kan ke membazir tu?

7. korg leh mkn sepuas2nya sebab ko x rasa klu ko mkn sket, esok ko trus leh jadi kurus kan? tapi, klu org kurus tuh, seksa jek menjaga mkn. klu korg nk tau, org kurus suka pandang slack kat org gemok bler derg tgh mkn coz derg jeles tak dpt mkn bnyk2 mcm org gemok mkn!

6. ini khas utk perempuan, korg yg gemok akan rasa lebeyh selamat especially dr perogol2 bersiri dan manusia2 gatal. sebab, korg pasti akan dijadikan target terakhir lah. itulah sebabnya, klu korg nk kua g jln2 kat tmpt2 sunyi nieh, bwk skalik kwn2 korg yg kurus n lawa, bler ada perogol of cos korg akan selamat. siap leh dpt tgk show free. ahakz

5. org2 gemok nieh, derg xkan ada pressure yg amat kuat dr society utk jadi kurus. malahan, jadik kurus nieh adalah satu kejayaan besar jika leh dicapai. smpy ko bleh jadi duta utk prosuk pelansingan. tp, klu org kurus tuh, pressure jek nk stay kurus. bler ko jadik gemok, siap kene kutuk (oops jigo..hehe)..tak ke tension?

4. klu korg gemok, korg sentiasa leh gunakan alasan ni klu lmbt g kelas ke, or ape2 pun yg org gemok nmpk x terdaya nk buat lah. tp, klu korg leh buat, mmg kene puji lah. yerlah, tak ke cool klu ade org gemok yg boleh berlari pecut seratus meter sama dgn org kurus? (kuchai..hehe) tp, klu org kurus x boleh berlari ke, lembab ke, mmg sah2 ah tak guna kan?

3. kepada lelaki gemok, korg nieh memang amat disukai oleh ibu2 mertua, terutamanya yg suka memasak. yer ah, mak mertua mana yg suka klu anak dia bwk balik bf yg siap bwk kalkulator skalik nak kira berapa bnyk kalori yg terhidang atas meja tuh? tapi, klu korg nieh gemok, siap tambah nasik dia, tak ke mak2 mertua tu akan rasa dihargai? silap2 suruh nikah jugak malam tu!

2. slalunya, org2 gemok nieh adalah kawan yg baek. org2 kurus memang amat mempercayai org gemok nieh esp pompuan. yerlah, klu besfren ko gemok, sah2lah klu ko bwk dia ikut dating, balak ko x tgk dia kan? kaulah diva waktu tu kan? tak ke sgt besh org gemok ni?

1. yaa.. ultimate advantage jadik gemok? of courselah, sebab korg nieh xde ropa sgt, korg akan lebeyh dihargai n diingati kerana bakat n kelebihan korg yg ada. rupa paras akan hilg, tapi bakat, sifat diri yg baek dan kecantikan dalaman kekal selama2nya. ceewah. haa, ape lagi? feelinglah Adibah Noor melalak Terlalu Istimewa..

so, korg yg gemok dan rendah keyakinan diri tu tak sedar2 diri lagi ke yg ko bnyk kelebihan mnjadi gemok nieh. hidup ini subjektif so terpulanglah pd diri sendiri mcm mana nk menjadikan hidup ini lebeyh bermakna, tak kiralah ko kurus ke, gemok ke,buruk or lawa. okes, smpy di sini saja dulu.. daaa!

Kau kurus, kau ade naik stage mcm aku ke??? - Miss Jumbo

Taken from: My Friendster's Blog

Anugerah Juara Lagu ke 22

it's never too late to bitch bout the disaster that happened last sunday.. so, i'll take the honour to add up some spice to all the hype! Anyway, most of us had known bout the result and our new, most anticipated winner of ajl22 is (drumroll)!!!! Itu Kamu - Estranged

ok.. hurm.. ok.. hurm..

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WTF?????!!!!!!

just because u changed ur tempo, n melody here and there.. just because u get all the hype for recording your 1st malay song, just because ur lead singer was the AF4 reject, and just cause ur song is different than typical malay songs (note: New Boyz, Siti Nordiana & Achik Spin), doesnt mean that u shud win! Darn, I was rooting for Izinku Pergi performed by Sahri (originally sang by Kaer which I quote from Cheryl Samad 'sedang sibuk belajar di Indonesia'). Izinku Pergi has better arrangement, and lyrics and yet.. budak setaun jagung juge yang kau pilih???

What a waste for Sulu Sarawak writing such a compelling lyrics about a man who lost his wife, and found a new lover and via dat song, asking for permission from his late wife to start a new life if that cudnt impress Syafinaz Selamat!

Lagu Ok, Lirik Ok, Suara sedap dah.. tapi pentas ni mcm nk robohlah, Sahri!

Arghhh... at least.. if not Sahri, the winning shud go to kak Nora with her song Samudera. Minus the fact that Fedtri is my fren, I totally dig the lyrics of the song that tells about how the author achieve personal confidence. Anyhow, this is the first winning of kak Nora in any finale of Juara Lagu, so kudos to her tho she didnt get the main prize.

Saya gembira. Ini kemenangan pertama saya di AJL! (ayat cliche)

The other award is Best Vocals which goes to Jac and Lah - Ceritera Cinta. I really love their singing. Very control and relax. Funny that Jac didnt have to go to the highest pitch, screaming and shouting, with flailing microphone (like in Gemilang) just to win this award.

I yg pilih Jac tu, almaklumlah I guru vokal!

And the best performance goes to, none other than our King of SMS..... Mawi - Angan dan Sedar!!! hurm.. actually, his performance is kinda entertaining.. and plus, he followed the theme of the night.. musical magic <---- he takes the theme literally, I guess! :P he deserves extra point for that.

so, what else do we have in the finale? Oh yeah.. the hosts. Fara Fauzana, Cheryl Samad, Faizal Ismail and Ally Iskandar. If only Ally Iskandar wasnt one of them, things shud be even better! I just hate him. I know him and I know that he's this one self-absorbed fella who thinks that he's the only one that's right.. wuteva!!! Fara Fauzana is entertaining as ever minus the selection of attire especially teh kaftan in the end. H.I.D.E.O.U.S! Faizal Ismail is funny as well and Cheryl Samad? A lot of wrong choices of words and sentences but they're all forgiven like 'anugerah juara lagu ke-22 telah memilih juara yang baru' of course my darling, xkan nak amek terlalu istimewa jadi juara skali lagi kot???

I pinjam baju Sharifah Aini, boleh? - Fara Fauzana

Anyway, that's all i got to say bout AJL22. Oh, one more, Dayang was excellent in all her performances. Her vocal is getting better and better. Lastly, what a messed up result we have this year. huhu

Apa kata peserta lain?:

I datang just nk tunjuk fesyen baru ni jek. Bukan nak menang pun! - HAJAH Ct

Kemenangan Estranged adalah tanda diskriminasi kepada Nora dan Sahri yg berbdn bsr. Saya dan Bob sentiasa menyokong mereka berdua! - Kak Aishah

Credit to Mino for all the pics!

Searching for a Theme

alryte.. i'm that sumbody who has a blog but very rarely updating it.. n why is that so? sumhow i feel like i hv no idea of what to write about.. lotsa my frens hv their own blog too... some of them write about their lives i.e what they do on that specific day.. blah blah blah, but, i'm just not that keen for ppl to know what i did, am doing n will do. some of my frens write about events that happened at the place (specifically university) that they're at, but it's just that i have a lot of shenanigans that i wud bitch about my uni..(hikhik) just that i think http://utptoday.blogspot.com has done all the justice. that's y initially i decided to use my blogspot to publish all my unpublish short stories.. then it hit me hard when my own bestfren said that.. 'ala.. malas laa nk baca panjang2' huhu.. yeah.. kinda.. i pun malas nk menghadap lama2 skrin pc sendiri. so how?

i ponder upon myself n i say.. the heck.. lemme just write wuteva crossing my mind.. whether it's about me.. bout any event, ppl or place i wud like to bitch about, or to publish my short stories.. i'll do it here. after all.. not that i care if anybody reads 'em or not.. just that i need an e-diary.. huhu

anyway, still.. if you guys (who are reading) has any idea of wuteva u wanna hear from me (minus explicit materials..let's save 'em for all the pornsites) u guys are free to tell me that. definitely i'll work on request.. :P awwwryte.. gtg.. will update this blog asap!@!